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The main difference of the au is that Black justifies internally to the parasite after being infected that Noob49 could be useful (To it)
so instead of killing her, he tells her (rather manipulatively(he can't help it)) about what happened.she decides to stick with him
things go as almost normal from here on out
Black secretly trains Grey to kill behind Noob49's back.Black, still having a tether in a way to who he was, remains mostly separate from the parasite in terms of personality, outwardly he's still mostly the same.Noob49 has a massive struggle morally, she never harms people herself, but she does defend Black/try help him not get caught.When Grey grows up, he can't be grey color wise anymore so he chooses to be purple :) his favorite color.White and Noob49 don't know how to feel about each other, and more so only talk because of mutually being close to Black, but they do become friends eventually.was meant to be the au where nothing bad happens originally but that can't really happen with only these changes...

An au where Noob49's parents stop her from going to MIRA basically (they both had previous negative experiences at MIRA but her father passed away and Noob49 left before talking about it)(her dad does not die in this au)this means that Black and Monotone also don't end up working at MIRA either, so Black never gets infected/parasited(because I want them to still show up) its more so an au where nobody ends up at MIRA .. White works at a coffee shop (owned by Pink Shifter) and later adopts redGreen age 17 breaks into White's house with a 2 year old Maroon and Whites like woah man hi little postors yes you can staythe reason why White, Red, Green, and Maroon are all still named that is because MIRA is Whites special interest so she gave them all names that are colors (Like MIRA)Its the au where nothing bad happens so we all feel a bit better about how much they canonically suffer

obviously based on the impostorswap tweets by loggo :)
heres the first tweet too
another one :D
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more againRed swapped with Maroon
Green swapped with Pink
Black swapped with White
Grey swapped with Yarlow n Gumpy
Noob49 swapped with YellowBased on blackout concepts and some other things, Grey can see yellow's ghost :) He calls him the angel lady (Grey is around 6)Elaborating on the angel lady thing, Yellow also wants nothing but the best for Grey .. also he probably avoids White (and therefore also Yarlow and Gumpy) due to it all still being very upsetting to him.. which makes it good that Noob49 definitely avoids WhiteBlack is a bit like an older sibling to Pink and Maroon but mostly just smacks them on the back of the head when they're dumb (most of the time)White is a bit more expressive (than nonswapped Black) but she is much more violent and much less empathetic (also "mildly" sadistic)White killed Yellow with her bare hands, not through votingShe does try to care about Yarlow and Gumpy considering those are basically her children (And she acknowledges this unlike nonswapped Black) but she is very bad at it most of the timeBlack and Noob49 do NOT get along here.. they basically argue for fun.. except neither of them have funPink and Maroon do adopt Grey after the near murder of Noob49. They later befriend her and help take care of him.Gumpy moreso remembers Yellow, sometimes she still thinks about him and questions what happened on The Skeld (White has never elaborated on anything that happened) (All Gumpy knows is that one day Yellow was found brutalized... and White said nothing on it.. despite being close with him.. White just never mentioned him again...)Yarlow just doesn't bother to remember much in general. he's generally much happier openly than GumpyYarlow and Gumpy are around 13 .. (they're twins)
Yarlow and Gumpy tend to speak/think in unison, especially when White asks something of themGreen and Red are probably around 14-16 .. I've concepted them the least I need to change that
Pink and Maroon are in their late 20s early 30s methinks
then noob49 is in her later 30sWHITE'S SMILE IS NOT GENUINE

Relations (In depth)

Green -
Obviously Green and Red are Married, very very fruity and in love. They are partners both in law and in crime. They do nearly everything together and are both silly goofy guys in love !!!
Although Red sometimes worries his lack of intelligence will cause Green to get upset at him (this does not happen) The recent scare of Green nearly dying has scared him shitless honestly, he doesn't know what life would be without him.White -
Red and White met when Red was still quite young, so he learned a lot from her (also she's indirectly saved him a few times) he looks up to her a little and enjoys spending time together. They probably share gossip n news usually... they're silly. Also whenever Green and Black are out slaughtering they probably just hang around together.Maroon -
Red cares about Maroon quite a bit! Gets very excited to see him and was very proud watching him grow up (and grow past all of the horrible habits he learned from an angsty teen green.)Grey -
Red tries really hard to be friendly with grey (Seeing as not many people do that) doing little nice things like making him cakes and such. He thinks Greys really cool and wishes he could help him in any way, but there isn't much to be done. (considering its Black)Pink -
Silly! Red thinks pink is very very friendly! likes to hang around with her. very confused on her pacifist mentality but he thinks its fine.Black -
Red is very very obviously scared of Black "man this guy could kill me literally any time" he only really spends any time near him because Green's friends with him.Yellow -
Red thinks he's bland ... very very bland and boring ... (he kinda is but don't mind that) obviously the whole taking his son thing makes things complicated. But he tries not to think about it.

AdditionallyYarlowmando -
loves his baby !! loves being a dad !!
would kill for his son (would kill anyways but this is different) he loves being a joyous little familyGumpy -
Unsure as to why she avoids himPink Shifter -
Met semi briefly way back, thinks they're cool but never really got too closeDetective -
Found him vaguely threatening ... never really talked to him

Trivia

(He's actually designed by @freakshowsomethingg)-Red makes cakes to celebrate whenever anyone comes out of the closet/whenever he learns they're queer (including black)-(loves to bake)-He has a "very complicated" lineage... just know that his actual name outside of MIRA is Dairy Pep-Constantly says "Yahoo" in reaction to things .. its like a sound effect...Green "hates" it (he thinks its funny)-he can survive being beheaded .. pleagse give that back please-He is coldblooded !

Relations (In depth)

Red -
Loves him ! obviously ! accidentally doesn't act like it sometimes, but he cannot imagine his life without red in it. In his eyes red keeps life from being boring and fills it with his stupid but endearing ideas ... they love each other :)
(Secretly he'd fall apart without him.)Maroon -
Green doesn't talk to Maroon as much as he used to, but he is very proud of how far he's come. he sees a bit of himself in Maroon and wants him to succeed n such. basically just thinks he's a good kid and a good impostorWhite -
He aspires to be like White honestly, White's high up in the MIRA food chain and the airship is her oyster... what impostor wouldn't be envious? Recently she's saved him, after his massive reactor-related blunder... he almost thinks he deserved to be ejected with how rough it was. She deliberately flew down and saved him, all that work, for him. He never thought something like that would happen.Black -
Green thinks of Black as his bestie basically, they do shit together and scheme and plan a ton. Green is aware he doesn't actually know much about Black, but thinks of it as a mutual thing "I don't get you... you don't get me. We're even lets go kill people"
...Green's had to rethink some thingsGrey -
Thinks wow this kid's a little messed up! Gets a unnerved about him sometimes but thinks he's alright generally. Finds Grey and Red's interactions endearing. He tries not to think about/acknowledge what Black has probably done to Grey... I'm sure it's fine.(He says)Pink -
He thinks Pink is alright generally but is always a bit wary of her due to her being close with yellow. There is also always a lingering tension as he kills a lot of people and he knows she doesn't like him because of that. He knows she's important to Maroon and Grey so the best he can do is be polite some of the time.Yellow -
He's the only one(out of him and red) who actually puts much thought into the fact that Yellow obviously wants to take his kid back. Probably has without red knowing fought yellow about this several times. does not like him very much to say the least. After White failed to kill him, he's been on his toes constantly, the scare with the reactor didn't help, he's basically splitting hairs at this point.

Additionally
Yarlowmando -
His son!! obviously ! he definitely worries a ton about losing him, partially because he's his son but also because he knows it would destroy red. He will fight tooth and nail to keep his happy family.Detective -
Probably had a few very one-sided conversations way back, thinks he's alright if not a bit scary occasionally. Accidentally admitted some things he meant to keep secret way back.P. Shifter -
Didn't have much time to get to know them, but thought they were fucking rad honestly.Gumpy -
Is honestly terrified of the thought of Gumpy or Yellow figuring out/knowing he, White, or Red are impostors. Thinks he's too nosey for their own good.

Trivia

-Has always seemed visibly sickly to others, he hates it and tends to get pissed when people reference it. MIRA tried to treat his "illness" way back on Polus. It didn't go well.-Had a rotationplasty done on polus in his preteens-it became obvious he had Iatrophobia as he recovered from the reactor incident-The morphine-as dumb as he thinks Red is, he also thinks of him as the best thing to have happened to him-His favorite holiday is his birthday :) (not even in an egotistical way he just is joyous on his birthday(his second favorite is reds birthday))-baking enemy number one-he loves cheese he will do tricks for cheese-(Black has trained him to do tricks for cheese)-His music taste is terrible.. don't question it... its bad....-He can eat 2 peas-He was trained to pilot spacecrafts on polus ! (Known for training some of the best pilots in MIRA) But he only actually flew one once... It went very wrong.-(Spaceships, Aircrafts, anything that flies has been his special interest basically his whole life. Secretly in his spare time most of what he does is gush over blueprints and stories of Spacecrafts and MIRA Missions)-Takes scalding hot showers/baths .. comes out bright pink for a bit-Is currently questioning whether or not Black set him up for failure... Black told him it was a safe kill.. and then everything went wrong. Did Black make a mistake...? or intend for him to die?

Relations (In Depth)

Grey -
Obviously on the surface thinks of Grey as only a tool, something that He'll kill once he outlives his use.
He does nearly everything in his power to keep Grey loyal to him. Without remorse.
Black does care about Grey(He helped raise him pre-infection after all), even if he'll never verbalize caring in any way. He does the bare minimum to keep Grey emotionally reliant on him, just barely showing little bits of care and attention.White -
She's the only one allowed to mock him in any way and live.. and he hates this (lovingly) He struggles to figure out feelings due to the parasite dulling his emotions and ability to recognize connection. He prefers for her to stick around, because she's "useful" and makes him feel something positive. He's starting to think she's gotten too close to Red, Green, and Maroon, and that it's weakening her. As of late, they've had a rough patch, Black thinks it's nothing to worry about.Green -
He thinks Green is very useful, smart enough to not get caught, stupid enough to control. Green is another one of the people in Black's life who keeps things lively and interesting for him. He thinks everything with Yellow is unnecessary at best.Maroon -
Black doesn't have many thoughts on Maroon, he's a useful impostor, he can distract Grey, and he's easy to control as well. Thinks he's an unnecessary weight on White.Red -
Black thinks of Red as a liability, but (sadly) he comes with Green as a set. Constantly subtly demeans him and sets him up for failure. He's a hindrance.Pink -
Black normally has no feelings on Pink, but as soon as she makes herself a liability, or a threat. She's out in his eyes. Finds her stubbornness comedic at best inconveniencing at worst. Thinks she's pointless.Yellow -
Doesn't think about Yellow at all

Additionally
Noob49 -
Complicated, he doesn't think about it.Monotone -
Monotone and Black used to be close friends before MIRA, them dating later was a little doomed from the start. Black mostly cut him off after The Skeld Mission (for a lot of reasons in his eyes)

Trivia

-He was human/Crewmate, later getting infected by a parasitic creature-Did/does genuinely care for people, but post infection he struggles to show/feel it, which is part of what causes him to act without remorse-How much the infection effects him has varied, being at its worst around when Grey was 10-16 and being slightly better post Noob49's death and as he gets older-him and the parasite were originally separate, but killing Noob49 marked the main point they stopped fighting.-He has a degree in cosmetology-He actually had/has social anxiety, The infection dulls this. Its the main reason why he doesn't speak much (The parasite uses this to make him appear more mysterious/threatening, but really, he just doesn't have much to say)-Favorite food is lasagna-Enjoys seafood-They enjoy mondays-Favorite food is grilled cheese and tomato soup ..

Relations (In Depth)

Black -
Thinks he's silly.. partners not in law but in crime!! White has no idea what their connection could actually be called and does not care to put words to it! Loves to bounce off of him jokes wise... honestly just always felt like they needed to get to know each other, its not often you meet another impostor as old as White.
Recently she feels Black has betrayed her, trying to vote her off after their most recent escapade... she's now processed that he has no problem killing her to save his own skin, which she understands, she's done the same many a time before, but this... hurt.Red -
Thinks Red can be quite simple at times and loves this. She loves to do stupid things with him and gossip, just all around thinks he's fun. She's known him for a long time now and secretly doesn't know what she'd do if something happened to him.Maroon -
Thinks Maroon is awesome obviously, and loves the ego boost of him looking up to her, but honestly wants the best for him, sees a bit of herself in him n such. Wonders how much Maroon actually knows, because it seems like he knows plenty more about Black and Grey then he lets on.Green -
Her connection with Green also goes far back, they're best of buds! peas in a pod! She's also glad Black thinks of Green as a friend but honestly thinks Green is a bit too much of a snot sometimes (she is oblivious to how much his behavior is based on her) ...she's now gone out of her way to save him. Possibly at the cost of her own cover and life, it's obvious Black didn't approve of this and she doesn't know why she did. Not like she cares what Black thinks of her anymore. She's using his recovery/maintaining his story and cover as an excuse to not interact with Black. (She won't admit this)Grey -
Wow this kid is not right in the head thinks White... White finds him generally endearing but is sorta aware he has some kind of dislike towards her. She knows the most about Greys childhood (besides Black) (Having known him since he was 5) but that still isn't anything. She, similarly to how she acts with Black, loves to bounce jokes off of him, even if its moreso throwing jokes at his head and watching them bounce off.Pink -
White thinks her and Pink only tolerate eachother because of mutual connections, she's aware Pink is probably much stronger than she seems but the fact she doesn't do anything with it confuses White.
She is however grateful for the positive effect she has had on Grey, and thinks their little friend group with Maroon is very precious. Finds her very insufferable quite often though.Yellow -
(Wishes he were dead.) Genuinely does not care for him in any way. Questions whether his survival was her failure or his oddity. feels as though Yellow threatens/sabotages(haha) Pink, Grey, and Maroon's friend group, being a crewmate amidst secret murderers and impostors. On top of that just thinks he's a very boring person. Sick of Pink letting him get away with being a dipshit to Grey and Maroon. Glad Green's personally handling what's happening between them about Yarlow, because she would have no idea how to comfort Red about any of it.

Additionally
P. Shifter -
Very happy to see another old impostor! Older than her even! Thinks they're rad and is grateful to work with them every time.Yarlow -
Thinks this kid is a bit silly! Appreciates the little family with him, Red, and Green.Detective -
Thinks of him as basically "P. Shifters scary husband (who also hunts impostors)" generally tries to avoid getting on his bad side.Gumpy -
THIS KID WANTS ME DEAD. Thinks white, she doesn't take any of it very seriously but deep down is very threatened by what she's accidentally revealed to them.

Trivia

-favorite food is pineapple on pizza (also really likes peanut butter cookies (separately))-She's really good at impressions-She makes a MEAN lasagna-favorite food is also burnt toast-least favorite food is lobster-boots

Relations (In depth)

Black -
Grey obviously views Black as someone who can do no wrong. To him they're the only person to be trusted. Black was the only close adult figure for most of Grey's childhood, so he has deeply shaped everything Grey has become, trained him to be as close to perfect as he can make himself. Grey will listen to anything Black asks of him and do it (With one single exception.)
Grey grew up with Black as his only source for comfort and protection, as a child he thrived off the little bit Black gave him. He thinks everything he does ever so slightly off from what Black says he needs to be is a deep flaw of his, he's constantly trying to be a perfect, cold, emotionless killer. Every second of hesitation is his failure. Every feeling and weakness is a lapse in his purpose, what he is. ...He's terrified of Black.Pink -
Pink has been the main person to stand up to Black in any way, she's the only one who refuses to follow what Black wants, and Grey is fully aware Pink doesn't understand why he doesn't. He could never explain it, it's what he has to do, what he is. Grey sees Pink as someone different, obviously she's not some crewmate(He loathes those)(He views himself as an impostor) She's an impostor but she's ... kind (also not entirely dense).. kind even to him. Which is odd, he does not understand her and she does not understand him, so they are trying to understand the other as opposites. He could never say it out loud, but her care and affection towards him has been part of what's kept him sane the past few years. he's not with Black, he's with her or Maroon. He doesn't have to be alone anymore when Black doesn't want him.Maroon -
Grey sees Maroon as a friend but is convinced he only hangs around him due to Pink. They've definitely bonded over feelings/experiences, mainly the ones Grey feels he can't tell Pink (Or Black), or that she wouldn't understand. So he goes to Maroon. They definitely can be quite the chaotic duo, as Grey can be sneaky enough to help enact Maroons shenanigans. They're lighthearted friends, and make a great trio with Pink. Grey secretly views Maroon as the only person he can cry around, because Maroon listens without asking questions or trying to fix the unfixable, he knows what's happening can't be changed and has accepted it (At least for now).White -
The only reason Grey and White exist around eachother is generally because of Black, Grey has known White since he was quite young and has always shown a "mild" distrust/distain towards her. He doesn't like the idea of having someone else think they can tell him what to do. So he pushes White away quite harshly sometimes, even if her goal is to help him(Rare). His refusal to have a normal conversation with White has probably made a lot of things worse for the both of them, as they could learn a lot more from eachother than they both realize.Red -
Grey's base thoughts on Red are that he's stupid, and useless to Black. But Red's nice to him and (At least subconsciously) he can appreciate that. He's very very confused by everything Red does, both as in things that are nice to him and generally, Red is very inefficient in his eyes and is still happy with that (this baffles Grey) and on top of that he occasionally goes out of his way to do nice things for him? he does not get it.Green -
Green is the worst at hiding that he thinks Grey is a bit freakish of the main cast, and Grey is very very aware of his thoughts. This leads to Grey generally avoiding him as he would anyone else, making Green blend into crowds in his mind like any other crewmate. making it so whenever Green does talk to him, or (shocking) do something nice/be genuine to him .. it really stops him in his tracks .. he does not get it ..
He's a little lost on why Black spends time around him in general.Yellow -
Grey genuinely despises Yellow (Quietly) he really doesn't want to make Pink feel bad for having friends .. but ... this guy? Yellow (as far as he's aware) embodies everything he hates about crewmates. Grey thinks he's spineless and annoying and interacting with him makes Grey want to rip his hair out.. and then Yellow says something he doesn't realize is an awful thing to say to someone like Grey .. and Grey cannot handle it .. Yellow existing unintentionally (On everyone's ends) stops him from being a part of the group (Pink, Maroon, "Yellow", and him) and just generally Grey avoids him a lot.
He's an obstacle... and Black taught him to remove any obstacles.

Additionally
Noob49 -
Grey thinks about Noob49 as little as possible, he thinks as little as possible to avoid thinking about her. There's no purpose in thinking about her.
He doesn't think about her. (lying)(Neutral on anyone else he's happened to meet)
(Unless Black wants them dead)

Trivia

-His favorite color is purple and his favorite food is chocolate chip pancakes-Met Maroon and Pink when he was around 14, so they first met him when him and Black's relationship was around its worst, and he was very unstable, they were a good influence on him.-has nightmares about bungee cords, basketballs, chickens, and Weird Al Yankovic.
(Also head, shoulders, knees, and toes.)-can't sleep alone without nightmares-"Hallucinates" ghosts haunting him sometimes, especially when alone.-Hallucinates anyways-keeps being fed strange breakfasts by white
(She also used to test feeding certain things to him as a child to see what would happen)-cries over my little pony (every time he watches it)-Methinks he is specifically Paragender :)

Relations (In Depth)

Grey -
Grey is someone she cares about very deeply, she has spent many a nights awake frustrated about what Black has done .. to him and generally. So being friends with Grey was originally because she hated Black .. but then she realized how much there actually was to him .. behind what Black has done to him .. Pink thinks he can be so much more than a murder puppet basically. Now they trust eachother very deeply despite being opposites. They do fight whenever she directly questions what Black has taught him .. she doesn't understand how Grey can just do everything Black tells him to.. She desperately wishes she could fix Grey in some way, make him finally feel safe and secure, free to do what HE wants to.Maroon -
Pink is fully aware that upon first impression it seems crazy that her and Maroon are friends, but they go way too far back not to be, he's been by her side since they were babies basically, and even through not getting it he semi-supported her change in perspective to pacifism, or at the very least he rarely antagonizes her for it .. and now Grey, Maroon and her are mostly inseparable (She is very happy about this) (actually she's very glad in general Grey and Maroon found a way to bond, considering Maroon originally did not put the energy in to understand/empathize Grey) She currently feels there's some distance due to her distain for White and Green becoming apparent as bad things happen... she struggles to empathize with him...Yellow -
To Pink, Yellow embodies so much of what she loves about crewmates, Yellow's caring, nice, non-violent .. he's just the kind of person who she finds easy to be around. She (half)accidentally skims over any scuffles between Yellow and Grey or Maroon .. She loves being friends with all of them as a big group. ...Him recently nearly dying scared the daylights out of her, reminded her that she could lose it all at any point (Mainly at Black's will.) ...lose all of her friends and everything she cares about...Red -
He's the only person Pink will deliberately hide her irritation/distain towards .. She struggles to hide it after what's happened with Yellow and Yarlow though.Green -
Thinks Green is insufferable and is not afraid to show it to his face. She thinks him and Red are cute, sure. But him arguing with Yellow has really pissed her off.White -
Thinks White is even more insufferable! Agrees with Yellow on hating her entirely. (Doesn't know what White did)Black -
Hates Black with nearly every fiber of her being. Thinks he's a monster, and that he's disgusting for everything he's done. Will never forgive him for what he's done to Grey. Will never forgive him for what he's done to so many innocent crewmates. He embodies everything she hates about impostors, a lying manipulative murderous abusive alien who wants nothing but destruction and suffering.

Additionally
Gumpy -
Loves babysitting her and generally spending time with them! Adores their wittiness and view on the world.Yarlow -
Also used to love babysitting him and Gumpy... can't comprehend whatever's happening with Green and Red... she does not understand why he wants to be around them at all!Detective -
Its been awhile since she interacted with either of her parents, having left them behind way back when she was at MIRA HQ as a child. She misses her dad semi-often and generally wishes she could spend time with him again.P. Shifter -
She felt like they put expectations on her, like she needed to be an extremely strong and cunning impostor. That she needed to be like them. This is what led to her running off with Maroon n co. (Pink Shifter never actually had that view at all! At most was a little too lighthearted about her pacifism, thinking it was a 'phase' in the most non-malicious way possible.)Mitchell -
She feels awkward whenever thinking about encountering Mitchell again, not that she dislikes him, but its been what feels like forever since they last spoke. They never managed to relate to eachother as children, or really connect or care for eachother, she loved him as her brother obviously... but she never truly felt like he trusted her to be his big sister... He also started to take the opposite path as her, deliberately strong and violent, scheming and planning... she's glad she left when she did.

Trivia

-Pink Shifter originally named her "Fuck Death God" and her brother (Mitchell) "Weezer Blue Album"-uhm she is pink shifters kid .. I might design Pink shifter n co at some point ... eventually (done :thumbsup: checkit)-gendersilly :3-reads yaoi

Relations (In Depth)

Pink -
Thinks Pink is very cool ! She's generally the only person(Besides Black, he would kill him) excluded from him pranking and or mocking people (Its not fun to him .. she doesn't get angry or frustrated .. just kinda stares at him with tears in her eyes .. that's not funny that's miserable) Feels pretty baffled when he reflects on their friendship and how close they've ended up. Deep down finds her extreme dedication to being kind endearing in a way .. but will never understand it or her (He might get it very very slightly after getting close with Grey(he goes oh shit crewmates can do this ?? oh man)) Also very happy to share being in her family for the time he got to!Grey -
Originally Maroon only interacted with Grey because Pink wanted to befriend him (Partially because he was the only other person on the airship their age) but then his curiosity kicked in and he wanted to learn more about this guy, now he enjoys the super secret actual personality Grey has. When he decides to reflect, he does feel honored that Grey thinks of him as a friend/trusts him in any way .. that is literally the most mentally ill guy I've ever seen, he has more trust issues than strands of hair, and he trusts me for some reason ?? the asshole ?? ok. He doesn't fully get how he managed to be on Greys "this person can comfort me" list (Very short) but he's glad he can listen, he's very aware Pink is rather terrible at hearing about things she can't fix. And that if Grey shed a tear near her she'd probably sob (He knows its all in good faith. but its not what Grey needs.)White -
Thinks of White as peak impostor, she's strong, cunning, snotty, and gets away with all of it in his eyes. He wants to be like her, and considering she was one of the first adult impostor influence on him .. she's important to him (even if neither of them know how to act like it) She's probably the person most pranked by him (seconded only by Red(easy)) and she always finds it absolutely hilarious. Maroon has no idea if push came to shove if White would care/protect him, but he doesn't care, nobody's pushing right now. (Seeing her save Green has made him question this further.)Red -
Red has, ironically, saved Maroon numerous times before, and taught him a surprising amount over the past like 15 years, work dumber not harder .. He thinks Red is funny and, as long as he's not messing anything up actively, finds him very fun to be around, also thinks of him and Green taking Yarlow as the good version of what Black did to Grey /hj SCREW CREWMATES !! he says and then reminisces on how messed up everything isGreen -
He was the first impostor Maroon idolized, before White, P. Shifter, or Black .. he looked at Green age like 5 and went "holy balls impostors can be mean !!! and get away with it !! lets go !!!!!!" learned most of his .. colorful language from Green as well. He thinks of Green, Red, White, and him as peas in a pod sort of .. and he is secretly grateful for all of them (even if he expresses this with awful pranks, mockery, and punching them probably (its a mutual thing))Black -
ok I lied he does think of Black as peak impostor .. Maroon is so awed by exactly how scary this guy manages to be .. and how everyone just listens to him without question .. probably originally thought of what Black did to Grey as clever/smart .. but as he got closer to Grey he realized how awful it all was .. now he doesn't know as much how to feel about Black.Yellow -
Genuinely only tolerates this guy because its the one thing Pink has desperately asked of him, thinks he has the personality of a wet piece of toilet paper, and speaks like he's about to get flushed, probably also gets pranked/mocked very very often .. but its secretly fully malicious this time, he enjoys making Yellow's day worse. I mean, White doesn't like him, Grey doesn't like him, if I can't kill him I can atleast make his day worse secretly and still pretend to tolerate him. then the whole fighting between Yellow and Green thing over Yarlow happened, and he very obviously has a side (if it wasn't implied enough .. team Gred for the win.)

Additionally
Yarlow/Gumpy -
He generally thinks they're both fine, Yarlow's silly and Gumpy's a little paranoid, but they're both good kids n all.P. Shifter -
Way back when, the only adult impostors he knew were Red, Green(who were still young at the time), and BIG P!!! He thinks they're so awesome and cool in every way! Wishes he could talk to them again but understands it just isn't practical right now, hopes Pink will eventually start talking to them and Detective again someday.Detective -
Probably the only responsible influence Maroon has ever had in his life. Detective definitely taught Maroon a lot of his practical skills and emotional intelligence. The best thing in his life used to be when Detective said he was proud of him...Mitchell -
Never really got to know him due to being friends with his older sister moreso, no negative opinions but no positive ones either.

Trivia

-Was actually raised a bit by Red and Green way back in Polus, after his biological parents disappeared/died/left
(who knows! he doesn't)-Later also learned a lot from Pink Shifter, and became best friends with Pink (who still killed people at the time) but when Pink wanted nothing to do with her family anymore, she left with Maroon, Green, and Red.-Doesn't know he's actually pretty essential to Grey and Pink's friendship (He's the mediator(Ironically)... and also just good at keeping things funny and not centered around moral debates... where one person is literally forced to think a certain way...) (Stop challenging the delusioned man pink... /j)

Relations (In Depth)

Pink -
Considers Pink a wondrous person to hang around ! she is the only one of the main cast who seems to enjoy being with him while he does his tasks !Maroon -
While Yellow definitely does consider Maroon a friend, he's not entirely dense to Maroons 'secret' dislike at many of his traits, but he does appreciate Maroon's company when its not mean spirited, and fully enjoys time spent as a group with Pink and Grey.Grey -
Yellow likes to think he's pretty open-minded about Grey's behavior .. but every time he tries to talk to him .. it seems off, Yellow can't put his finger on it .. he worries about Grey occasionally but is very aware it is the furthest thing from his business.Red -
They used to get along before Green and Red took Yarlow, now Yellow finds himself frustrated by most things red does .. he gets dogpiled very quickly as soon as he sounds pissed though (By White and Green mainly)Green -
Yellow thinks Green acts too much like White .. which is already something he finds unpleasant .. then they took Yarlow from him .. if Yellow were forced to use the word hate .. he probably wouldn't be able to apply it to Green (too strong a word in his eyes :( ) but he does find Green very frustrating.Black -
Yellow avoids Black generally, but respects him much more as an authority figure of MIRA than White, but Yellow finds him extremely unnerving.White -
The one person Yellow hates.
..He thinks she's rude, abuses her position in MIRA, and doesn't do her job properly. He thinks she's awful to everyone, and doesn't understand why any of the main cast likes her at all. Plus she's usually spotted around Black .. double unnerving .. all of these thoughts were proven after the attack, he knows White truly is an impostor, an impostor and a terrible person, he doesn't plan on outing her(Yet) his main goal is keeping his family alive and safe.

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Gumpy -
Yellow cares deeply about both of his children, and he's terrified at the thought of losing Gumpy, or losing Yarlow fully ..Yarlowmando -
Yarlow has expressed wanting to stay around Green and Red very passionately before .. Yellow doesn't understand .. he's very stressed out about the whole thingMonotone -
They briefly interacted/met after Monotone was called in specially to handle his wounds and care. He doesn't know anything about him besides that he seemed nice enough, professional as expected.

Trivia

-he is fully aware he comes of as boring, sometimes he thinks its the reason he's still alive-His fathers name was "Big Yellow"-His actual name is Gumpy, Gumpy(Yellow's kid) is actually Gumpy Jr.-His father was an impostor-He technically met Grey at a very young age on The Skeld .. a very very long time ago ..-He technically first met White when he was 16, they've had beef ever since.-crochets in spare time

• Grey's mom/noob49
• Monotone
• Yarlowmando and Gumpy
• The Shifter Family
• The Skelds 3rd Crew
• BACK

• BACK

Relations (In Depth) (Pre Death)

Grey -
Her wondrous son ! Having a child in space was absolutely an accident, but she thoroughly adores her son, definitely wishes the circumstances were better, and safer, but there was no time like the present to her!Black -
Besties since college! been inseparable since she thinks! They've worked on and done everything together since they first interned at MIRA, what could ever go wrong ?

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Monotone -
Also her best friend! she met him around the same time as Black, when she was trying to move out of her parents house and gain independence!

Relations (In Depth) (Post Death)

(This is all Under the context that post death Noob49 follows Grey as a guardian angel)

Grey -
She doesn't leave his side, unless it gets too gruesome for her to watch. All she can do is stare and watch as things happen. She definitely feels much better once Grey meets Pink and Maroon (Especially Pink, due to her not agreeing with Black and snapping Grey out of that cycle of murder and apathy)Black -
As she slowly watched things, she pieced together what had happened to Black, at first she felt horrified and bad for him... but as she watched him become worse and worse... She feels little empathy for him.

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Monotone -
Pities Monotone the worst, he never heard about her death, he never learned she even died... All she can do is compare the people she knew when she was alive and how they've all... fallen apart.

quick-firing her thoughts on the rest of the cast because they are all quite simple
-She thinks red is quite sweet and thinks him and Green are cute
-She doesn't like Green himself as much due to him partially being friends with moreso the 'parasite' than the Black she knew
-She doesn't know how to feel about White, but she's happy that she brings Black back out of his parasitic shell, and thinks they could have been good friends if she lived
-She thinks Pink is honestly awesome, how she entirely just by her own will goes against her own nature out of care for people and love for life.
-She thinks Maroon is rather silly and charming, and a good friend for Grey
-She thinks Yellows ok, but Grey doesn't talk to him much, so she doesn't really care
-She thinks Gumpy and Yarlow are absolutely adorable... little guys...

Trivia

-Has a name besides Noob49 ... it is super secret ooooo-Honestly call her by (almost) any name its fine (She'd also think of it as fine)-Never knew Monotone was an impostor despite being friends with him for probably over 17 years-Secretly did think of Grey as a very strange child .. in an extremely positive way .. but he was definitely a little off from the start-Originally had less Grey stripes in her hair, its been something that has slowly grown since birth.-Technically has canon parents I've given her ... super secret ooooo

Relations (In Depth)

Black -
Him and Black go way back! ...even if Black never acts like it. he's secretly aware his hanging onto every phone call is pathetic.
But Black is basically all he has left of his past.Grey -
Thinks Grey's a sweet enough child (his ass is not aware this is the child of his dead friend (he's a little dumb)) Has basically no knowledge on anything to do with Grey, but any interaction they have had has been nice.Pink -
Didn't see Pink much before she ran away from Pink Shifter and Detective. He thinks she's very kind and going to go places, even if its not where she thinks expectations want her to.White -
Thinks White is a very... interesting person (positive) He's happy to know her generally. Though they've only met briefly in the past he's heard good things from Big P. (Pink shifter..) and seen good results through paperwork.Green -
Only seen things through paperwork, impressed by his credentials. He's also indirectly heard about Green from Black, which also paints Green to be pretty alright if not fun to be around.Red -
Only seen things through paperwork, finds Red's skillset... interesting. Only tends to hear negative things from Black, but that's not very unusual. So he assumes Red's alrightMaroon -
Only seen things through paperwork, thinks Maroons a good kid. Doesn't hear much from Black about him, so he has little idea as to who Maroon actually is.Yellow-
Was probably called to the scene to help Yellow with his wounds after 'the attack'. Thinks Yellows nice enough and a good father.

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Noob49 -
Thinks about her often... misses her dearly and wonders where she went... then cuts off his thoughts before he gets too deep (And realizes things that would shatter his world)P. Shifter -
Works closely with them, thinks they're pretty awesome. They've (accidentally or intentionally, he can't tell) done the most to try and help him out of his rut. Tries to get him out of his office and doing other shit. They're friends :)Detective -
Originally mainly thought of Detective as just "Big P.'s husband" but they've slowly gained a mutual respect for eachother. They're friends.Mitchell -
Struggles to understand Mitchell most of the time, but thinks he's alright generally.Yarlowmando -
Only heard things from Yellow briefly. Seems like a very happy child.Gumpy -
Briefly met and heard things from Yellow. Worries about Gumpy's suspicions, and what they might lead her to.

Trivia

-Monotones actual position in MIRA is Head of Executive Communications ... he uses this as an excuse to keep talking to Black-After realizing Noob49 was gone, he had no idea how to feel, so he sorta chose to feel nothing
he responds to anything he doesn't know how to process with apathy ... very very neutral. Reacted similarly upon learning Black got infected too, then probably excited to talk to him about it, only to get very obviously cut off ... Black does not like him fr ..-Probably does deep down feel a bit bad for not telling his friends way back when about his nature, he thinks its way too late to have regrets now-Very happy to have Big P. and Detective as friends and work partners, really appreciates their presence in his life.

Relations (In Depth)

Yellow -
His dad, basically the only person they trust entirely nowadays ... she's very scared of being separated/losing him. Especially after he almost died.Pink -
Second most trustworthy person. Yellows friend, someone who's defended and protected Yellow... means she's probably good news. Gumpy's happy at least someone's taking the kidnapping of their brother seriously.Maroon -
Yellows friend. Technically. Gumpy doesn't like him as much anymore. Maroon has made is obvious he's on the wrong side in Gumpy's eyes. But he's never seemed genuinely hostile.Grey -
Gumpy thinks Grey is a bit of a freak... might just be them being judgy ... but there's something definitely wrong there. Plus his connection to Black and his neutral-ness at best to Yellow is some cause for alarm in Gumpy's eyesRed -
Kidnapper one. Gumpy thinks both him and Green are not to be trusted.Green -
Kidnapper two. Gumpy also just has a general distain for how Green behaves. Thinks he would be terrible even if he wasn't stealing his brother away.Black -
Finds Black unnerving at best, a threat to her family at worst. He's gotta be an impostor if White is? Right? Nobody believes anything Gumpy says and Yellow just keeps disregarding it!White -
SAW WHITE DO IT! THEY SWEAR! WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING?

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Yarlowmando -
Is entirely lost and baffled about how her own brother has betrayed them like this! And be happy! WITH THEM??? He doesn't understand him anymore.Monotone-
They wish he did more with his authority while he was here, but appreciated him keeping Yellow alive massively. Thinks Monotone seems professional and nice enough.

Relations (In Depth)

Red -
Currently Yarlow spends the majority of his time with Red... he loves him. He can't stand the thought of this being him 'choosing' a parent. Red's funny and kind and plays with him all the time... He likes being around him.Green -
Yarlow doesn't spend as much time with Green as he does Red, but loves him all the same :) Thinks he's very funny and indirectly nice. loves seeing him and Maroon joke around and be friends. He generally likes how close Maroon, Red, Green, and White are... like a family :)Yellow -
He occasionally worries Yellow doesn't love him anymore... Yellow constantly assures this is not true, and has never acted like it was... but Yarlow knows he's broken some kind of trust... he thinks...Maroon -
Whenever Red and Green are busy, or whenever either feel like, they hang out!! Yarlow loves having loud excited conversations with Maroon, happy to be around someone who can get as passionate as he can!!Grey -
Sometimes when Maroon babysits him, Grey's there. They've never really talked, but comfortable silence is just as good! ...sometimes...! Yarlow is entirely oblivious on why people avoid him at all, he's also friends with Maroon, so he can't be bad... right?Black -
Doesn't interact with Black much at all, but they've been around eachother. He thinks Black is super duper tall and wishes he would pick them up... he wants to see what being tall is like...
Besides that he doesn't think much on Black, someone his dads trust/like, so he's ok.Pink -
Used to like talking to Pink a bunch! But now... it feels like she doesn't like him anymore... and that makes him feel bad. Pink used to be the person he was loud with... now she mostly only tries to convince him to not stick around his other dads...White -
Everyone close to him seems to trust White, and that's what matters! They've never really bonded or had many conversations at all, but she seems nice! In the same way as Green and Maroon... He hopes someday maybe they could hangout or something!

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Gumpy -
Doesn't understand why she can't understand that he cares about his dads... all of them. He just wants everyone to get along...Monotone-
Encountered him extremely briefly, feels there's something off about him.